Sit down, punk.
Let’s get one thing straight.
We’re not here to talk about the bright promise of tomorrow or the subsidized salads you get at the corporate cafeteria.
If your whole personality is your big-tech job, please — politely — fuck off.
Close your browser tab. Leave.
If you’re a startup founder who cares more about vanity metrics than building for customers, kick rocks.
Scurry off and raise your next round of funding.
To those left standing:
Welcome to